On my way to the hospital

It turns out that Wal-Mart doesn't do discount knee surguries. Who knew? So I'll have to have it done in a hospital after all. I'm going to ask the surgeon for a bionic knee. I've always wanted to genuflect and grovel at an incredible speed.

Thanks to everyone who has sent their good wishes. And thanks to whoever it was that sent me the books 101 Other Uses for a Knee Brace, Knee Surgery for Dummies, and So You Want to be a Surgeon: At Home Knee Repair.

I'll blog as soon as I can after the surgery to let you know how it all went. While I'm there, I'm thinking of also having my forehead enlarged. The caveman look is all the rage this Summer.